Shower

Yesterday; went to church, did yard work, wrote, went to church again, watched 500 Days of Summer, showered and realized that I should blog everything, because it seemed to work for a crappy cook who followed a liberal cookbook (she even got a movie deal). Or like every other woman who gets pregnant these days. Or gays (although I refuse to vlog). I got out, toweled off, slept, woke up this morning, made some joe, looked out the window at some flirty squirrels, worked up a deuce, read some stuff about Revelation, got jiggy with it, dropped the deuce, cleaned up the house…my mom is visiting tonight with a Pentecostal aunt. Courtesy flushed (love you, mom), blogged.

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